- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.
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My drawing, based on this picture… It’s complete rubbish, but I felt like sharing my take on John Simm’s flawless looks… :)
PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.
Doctor Who knock knock jokes are great, unless they knock four times.
theasgardiangodofthunder: What’s your favorite food to eat?
“Peop-I mean burgers”
Anonymous: Master? Do you like the eleventh’ Doctor?
“no, I despise all the doctors”
luna-the-lunatic: One of your previous selves (The Velvety leary one) Is often called a princess, and is some what proud of it.(This I can show you) So I wondering Master, If you where still a pretty princess? If not Steve is. *gives Steve tiara*
